by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022

who I fucked last night
by dickweed69420 November 26, 2021

by ocean green blue May 18, 2020

a kid named Liam: cheese is good.
me: just like your mom!
him:..... but why though?
me: idk, because your mom is good?
him: *huge sigh*
me: just like your mom!
him:..... but why though?
me: idk, because your mom is good?
him: *huge sigh*
by thatonepersonwholikesyourmom:) March 9, 2022

your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"
Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"
Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"
by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

by Mason Morris January 28, 2020
