yogurt male

alpha male demon 👿
I think he likes yogurt idrk
if you searched this you're probably gay,
Ik you like men, and if you're a girl, ik you like boobies.

"h-h-h-h-hi my yogurt male!"

by izzy poo poo April 15, 2023

Yogurt Facial

The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.

Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!

by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013

Spill Yogurt

When you cum, or masturbate. Or Jack off.

Man I was watchin’ some Hentai and I couldn’t help but spill yogurt.

by Dum Fuk May 4, 2019

Yogurt musket

A device used to launch creamy baby yogurt to its intended location. Aka a mans dick, and/or crank.

Now that Rutz lives in Texas, he is free to fire his yogurt musket at Sean’s mom.

While frowned upon, Rutz can fire his yogurt musket off of his front porch now that he lives in Texas.

by Schmitty1127 July 2, 2021

yogurt town

yogurt town means yo girl wants you to nut im her mouth leaving white stuff in her mouth aka yogurt town.

hey can you take me to yogurt town!!

by eatfeet January 1, 2021

spinning yogurt

The act of a man ejaculating but the other party hasn't so he keeps going until they get off.

A gentleman keeps spinning yogurt until the lady finishes as well.
This dude I banged was straight spinning yogurt waiting for me to finish and I think I love him for it.

by Lady Creep October 28, 2017

dropped the yogurt

The result of standing up too soon after receiving a cream pie.

Cassy was in a hurry to get to the bathroom and clean up, but unfortunately she dropped the yogurt halfway there.

by polecatjoe June 7, 2017