Yoga

Coded word to often cheat on your S/o

"Honey I'm gonna go do my yoga"

by 7237272882me August 3, 2024

mandingo yoga

The Type of Sport you need to do on a regular basis if you plan on having Sex with Mandingos black long snake to prevent him ripping your intestines apart.

"He is so big, i think i need to attend Mandingo Yoga classes from now on!"

by xXMandingoLover69Xx September 7, 2018

Jean Yoga

The stretches and positions you do when trying to quickly break-in a new or freshly washed pair of jeans to make them comfortable.

I pulled these jeans straight out of the dryer and forgot to do my jean yoga. Now they're riding up my crotch.

by BigJoeT December 4, 2010

Chakra Yoga

Discover The Bliss Of Yoga at Chakra Yoga ! Experience An Unforgettable Yoga Teacher Training in Thailand and find the best yoga retreats from luxury wellness vacations to affordable yoga packages.

Chakra Yoga

by https://www.chakrayoga.com March 7, 2018

yoga blanket origami

This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.

Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?

by yippa August 25, 2023

cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole lit cigar involved

Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try Cigar Yoga!

by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024

cigar yoga

Monica Lewinsky's idea of doing yoga exercises

Bill Clinton originally invented cigar yoga after a woman in need of some backshots needed a tug, with a cigar in his mouth, the sexual innuendos emerged, the smoking and stretching has begun..

by Hunta Davie March 7, 2024