wonder valley

a term for the crevice in between a womans breast. usually seen when a female wears a low cut shirt

"he man did you see that chicks wonder valley?"
"nah man im not really into that sorta thing"
"oh. well okay then, it was nice though"

by tyler16417 February 1, 2010

Wonder Wank

When you begin to have "feelings" for a girl that appear as love but may just be lust you begin to think of an elaborate future together in your pants. However, in order to establish whether or not this is love you will masturbate, or "wank" thinking of them, sometimes with the aid of pictures. After climaxing you begin to regain your normal though process and are no longer thinking with your dick. If the feelings stay its love, if not then it was not meant to be.

" I wasn't sure if should ask her out, so I did a quick wonder wank and realized how annoying she was"

"I had a quick wonder wank and I KNOW I love her!"

by trissy2662 January 16, 2015

Wonder Wharf

The Bob's Burgers amusement park you want in your neighborhood. Attractions include: The Scream-I-Cane, Queezy Queen, Pirate Ship, Scramble Pan, The Zany Plane, Wonder Wheel, The Octopus, and a petting zoo.

Louise: Hey Gene, let's go down to Wonder Wharf and try to sneak on the Scream-I-Cane!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Wunderbarr

A revolutionary new candy bar experience where the original bar inside the wrapper preps your body for the future processing of newly replicated candy bars and also leaves behind a special enzyme that when you poop back into the empty wrapper, a newly edible and delicious candy bar is created! The more you use it, the better it tastes and the more catered to your personal confectionary desires it becomes!!!

I'm on the 38th iteration of my Wunderbarr, and it has really adapted well to my new cravings!

by fugularity June 17, 2010

crank dat stevie wonder

when a man ejaculates into his hands and spreads the goods onto the eye lashes of his lucious lady friend while she is sleeping, this will prevent her from opening her eyes the fallowing morning after waking up, leaving her blind like the infamous stevie wonder.

"last night, i crank dat stevie wonder on tyquesha, she coudn't see for days"

by Melissa Mayse April 13, 2008

wonder showzen

a fucked up show that messes with your head hardcore, especially if you are tripping balls at 3:00 in the morning. totally suggest watching it if you have some shrooms handy.

i watched wonder showzen last night and now i wanna try every drug there is possible and kill everyone.

by crackilla April 22, 2006

Wunderschnit

Derived from the ancient Germanic act of bumping schlongs with no intent to do so. The ecstatic declaration ; “wunderschnit!!” and a grasping of right hands secures it as a true wunderschnit. It has been reported that participation in this wonderful coincidence is not limited to the most extreme senses of joy and satisfaction but a true dinky bump can have major physical and mental health benefits. Ancient Germanic tribes believed a wunderschnit conjugated the spirits for all eternity and fulfilled one’s earthly existence in the flesh.

Hans and Peter showering after hockey turned quickly as the shampoo fell to the ground. Hans being hung like a stovepipe and Peter having a modest but average horn accidentally bumped knobs. Having combined for 4 points and getting the win that night the shockingly realized that no moment in their mediocre and less then fulfilling lives mattered more than this. Together the screamed “Wunderschnit!!” Grasping hands and bonding their souls for all eternity.

by Spankylangford March 11, 2023