Wrench/Ronald

Wrench is a nickname giving to obese people typically around the age of 14-17. Ronald’s can range from anywhere from 4 tons to 14 tons. Most are found inhabiting any body of water big enough to hold such a hunk of meat.

Dang did you see that beached whale it looked like wrench/Ronald

by Tusmc September 9, 2018

Wrenched

When you and your boys are hitting a garage sesh and whoever’s next to you is baked off his ass, so when it’s your turn to pass the smoking receptacle you hold out a wrench instead and the shmizzed bastard grabs it and holds it up to his mouth before realizing the travesty that’s occurred.

“GET WRENCHED”
*hilarity and chaos ensues*

“Yo bro Keith wrenched you so fuckin hard bro you got destroyed”

by Wucy March 23, 2019

Money Wrench

As a “monkey wrench” is used as a term to describe an unforeseen element that disrupts your plan or routine ... but a “Money Wrench” has the additional side effect of causing you lost money or wages.

I would love to finish the final steps of this project with you so we can get paid, but my on-call job is throwing me a “money wrench” .

by Carlos Spiceyweiner May 3, 2019

Thumb wrench

Thumb wrench

An whimsical term for crescent wrench

Me.."Vlad, can you hand me that thumb wrench?"

Vlad.."girly, I dont know what your talking about. "
Me.."Look hater, it's a thumb wrench cause you use your thumb to operate. You know God damn good and well what I'm talking about."

by chewieyumyum May 17, 2019

Good wrench swing

A term used by female gearheads to describe getting impaled by a dude's giant pork sword and enjoying it.

See also: laying pipe

You know, I still enjoy a good wrench swing.

by Snacka Cracka Jack June 4, 2019

The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

by Pluto nigga September 10, 2019

Wrench

The tool that tightens the friendship of two people who met too late in life, but are enjoying making up for lost time.

"Don't forget to bring the wrench when we go out tonight, gotta keep the friendship tight"

by AustinMatthews March 20, 2017