wompanion

A female friend with whom a male spends significant amount of time. Describing someone as your "womanpanion" does not imply that any sort of sexual activity takes place.

A woman who is your companion. She is the counterpart to a manpanion (wompanion/manpanion relationship).

I'm grabbing dinner with my wompanion tonight. No she's not my girlfriend, she's just a very close friend.

by magbot February 19, 2013

womp stretch

The act of inserting two penises into one vagina.

I can't believe she let us womp stretch her last night, does that make us gay?

by Blue bars January 30, 2016

wumph

To consume considerable amount of edible matter, usually by ramming it into ones facial orifice..

I just want to wumph that cake

by The macster May 15, 2016

wompus

A mythical creature that is known as the angriest creature on earth. The wompus, according to myth, has no asshole and so no ability to shit, but is cursed with an insatiable appetite. As a consequence, the wompus is the angriest creature on earth. A truly anally retentive person can become a wompus by retaining so much, that his or her asshole closes itself up permanently.

That wompus is one mean sum bitch

by BlueWolf007 September 30, 2016

Wompucha's

Large breasts, big boobs

"That girl has a real nice rack, I don't know what I have to do to get me some Wompucha's like that!"

by Eliza West March 8, 2017

Wompus Noodle

A Wompus Noodle

(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)

is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.

A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.

by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018

wolpha

An undiscovered species that has lived for centuries and centuries. The animal was a neck mane, a pouch and a pair of wings.

Sam the Wolpha is my legendary friend

by Jazz jersey work shop June 4, 2018