Guy 1: Dude, I almost stepped on my dog on the way to the bathroom this morning.
Guy 2: Why didn't you just walk around him?
Guy 1: I couldn't man, I was in my wake up wobble.
Guy 2: Why didn't you just walk around him?
Guy 1: I couldn't man, I was in my wake up wobble.
by fresh11 July 12, 2010
by stuey_boy February 06, 2009
a traveling trophy of a barbie doll that has been modified to resemble the above definition which would be earned for doing something worthy of recognition by your co-workers such as (1) telling the boss off, (2) bringing up anal sex to clients, (3) falling down in the office, etc
Shandy: "Did you see what Chad was wearing? His shirt said 'I love Sex' on it, they sent him home for the day"
Mora: "Yeah but he earned himself at least 2 weeks of the wobbly pirate"
Mora: "Yeah but he earned himself at least 2 weeks of the wobbly pirate"
by Wanda Palmer October 09, 2008
defined as an Intelligence Quotient score under 70, a subtype of intellectual disability; i.e. retarded
Jimmy had to wear his helmet as he was led through the grocery store and the shoppers thought, there goes a wobbly top.
by likeitiz November 16, 2010
the effect that cyber chat or spending time inworld in a MMORPG with a woman can have on a man's "member" and his ability to type
Dancing with her in Second lLife, grinding her avatar butt up against me, gave me a seriously wobbly keyboard.
Yeah, but what a way to go!
Yeah, but what a way to go!
by Karmannghia McGinnis October 11, 2011
A sex position where a man fucks a girls ass while another man fucks her pussy all while she stands on one knee.
by 77wobblys September 03, 2009
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