garden hose

The penis-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male sex-change operation.

She calls herself a man, but her garden hose can't satisfy a woman.

by Transitionator June 11, 2010

hose box

A computer or other electronic device of poor quality. A frustrating piece of shit that constantly malfs.

Christ on a bike, this Gateway is a real hose box.

by Scorite June 14, 2006

Hose Equity

An erection or hard-on. Attributed to instant message typo for "Home Equity"

"Dude, I had massive hose equity"

by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004

Hose schlange

It means "trouser snake" in german

*gets kicked in the balls*

Owww!!! Watch the hose schlange!!!!

by awesumelyawesume123 December 13, 2010

getting hosed

1) getting beaten with a piece of rubber hose

2) being sprayed down with a water hose

1) my dad caught me masturbating to gay porn so he took me behind the shed and i ended up getting hosed

2) my priest caught me masturbating to gay porn so he took me behind the shed and i ended up getting hosed

by drexel bugsly September 09, 2006

watering hose

when you trick a girl to giving you a blow job and when she thinks your about to cum, pee all over her face.

Man I know it was bogus but i did a watering hose on stacy last night.

by tytopgun August 25, 2007

Fire Hosed

When your dating a girl and she leaves you for a firefighter.

Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.

by Batman Aaron July 15, 2018