winduppercut

Short for Wind uppercut, ZACH CREATED it screw you larissa you copy!

The process up uppercutting with the element of wind enchanted into the move.

by ZACH December 22, 2003

winos

Term used to describe those cheap, black shoes with tan soles usually sold at grocery stores and drugstores and worn by transients, skateboarders and old men who have absoloutely no concern for their attire.

"I got some new insoles for my winos."

"Nice shoes!" "Yeah, they're the lates in hipster fashion, they're called winos."

"My first day back to college and I spilled PBR on my brand new winos."

"I'm going to Rite Aid to get me some new winos."

by Plumber One March 20, 2013

the windup

The windup is a popular game to play at a party or a friend's house. After making a bowel movement in the host's bathroom, the participant first unwinds a long section of toilet paper without detaching it from the roll. He then proceeds to wipe his ass with the paper closest to the roll, again being extra gentle so not to rip the toilet tissue. Then the most important step occurs: "the windup." This is when the player carefully winds the toilet paper back onto the roll, making it appear unused. This leaves a surprise for that special someone who is lucky enough to discover the soiled portion.

I pulled the windup the other day at my girlfriend's parents' house. I hope her dad got my shit all over his hands! Win!

by werdslaya August 9, 2012

Wingus

Lanzer, as told by GNN5, on the Moogle Mafia forums.

Lanzer is a wingus, while Ertyuio is a dingus

by Mini-Skirtus October 14, 2006

wingularity

A wingularity is created when the density of win in a certain area increases to the point of complete collapse, at which point everything around the wingularity is pulled toward it and converted to win. Wingularities are present anywhere everyone is having a gratuitous amount of fun and/or doing awesome things. They are rarely observed in the present, instead being seen through the occluded nature of the next day's hangover. Naming a wingularity during the present may tempt an intrusion from the failboat, the only object known to nullify a wingularity.

The wingularity is an analog to the singularity of astrophysics.

"that party last night became a wingularity when the ladies showed up"

by nosefruit July 23, 2009

wanounadan

the ACT OF stAbbiNG somEONE rePEATedlY FAllowED by TWistinG Your dick IN THE HOle whILE THey TAKE a shit

i saw a story about the wanounadan case on the 5 oclock news...it was very tragic.

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

Winquisition

The act of acquiring a Windows computer when you really wanted a Mac. Often followed by periods of suffering, self-loathing, re-booting and inadequacy.

Coined by Jim Hill.

"Billy's parents bought him a Windows computer"

"ha-ha"

"Nobody expects the Winquisition."

by nerfdawg March 18, 2009