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"I would but I kinda got that wind sock thing going on right now."
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by DoubleDownSaint July 20, 2005
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Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
by Tobbie September 29, 2005
Get the pink wind mug.'Cheese in the wind' was first uttered by Ed Rooney from Ferris Bueller's day off. (See example B.)
Someone is 'leaving your cheese in the wind' when they do any of the following:
A. Ruin your fun; be a wet blanket/buzz-kill
B. Flout your dignity/authority
C. Dismiss you/hang you out to dry
D. Deny you sexual satisfaction (whether intentional or not)
Someone is 'leaving your cheese in the wind' when they do any of the following:
A. Ruin your fun; be a wet blanket/buzz-kill
B. Flout your dignity/authority
C. Dismiss you/hang you out to dry
D. Deny you sexual satisfaction (whether intentional or not)
A. Why don't you want to go out tonight?? You're leavin' my cheese in the wind here!
B. I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind!
C. You stood me up! You totally left my cheese in the wind!
D. I'm so freakin' horny... don't leave my cheese in the wind!!!
B. I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind!
C. You stood me up! You totally left my cheese in the wind!
D. I'm so freakin' horny... don't leave my cheese in the wind!!!
by Sub30 Mainstream June 28, 2007
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Get the pissing into the wind mug.The act of standing outside and letting the cool breeze get your penis erect and the wind blows on it until you end up cumming right back at the wind.
Holy shit, hornberger was wind jacking in santa cruz for like three hours. his dick is wind chaffed!
by crushing blow to society September 26, 2010
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by J-Swifty October 20, 2007
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