WIFI=WHAT IT FUCKING IS

WIFI can be used as a greeting or for stunting purposes.
WIFI, bro. How you been?

Look at my new whip, dude. #WIFI
by MOOKIE GOLDSTEIN November 14, 2016
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A portal to the internet universe. Requires a modem, jizz and some electricity.
I need more wifi! But all the public ones are shit.
by Pawn of Sex April 12, 2016
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what da fuck is a wifi?
well im here to tell you
its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green

wait jizz is green right?
my dog loves to use my wifi.
by ur mom sex he he November 30, 2021
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The unfortunate act of recalibrating a AP (access point) to ensure end users can transfer content from a network location, navigate the web or print wirelessly.
Whilst levitating half a foot away from a AP, on one leg, praying to the internet god's to allow you to do access SIM's, wondering how many more Aztecian sacrifices are required for the data to flow, you receive a document which informs you the WiFi has been fixed, due to a process called WiFi rebalencing and if you still experience any problems not to hesitate to inform IT Support.
by HelpDeskMagic December 5, 2019
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girl: come fix my wifi box😏

boy: okay bet 🐱🐱🐱
by contralto July 27, 2021
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