schmuck-on-wheels

derogatory term used to express disbelief towards a personal request made by somebody who appears to be taking advantage of one's good nature

originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.

person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"

by D-Bizz November 27, 2006

Vietnamese Shame Wheel

Don't ask, your not ready.

Ted this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here... don't ask you're not ready.

by Fed99 April 15, 2011

Wheeling

The act where a young female and young male are in a "phase" before dating. Like flirting but a bit more commitment. Includes talking, hugging, kissing, hand holding, flirting ect. Basically another term for dating but less awkward and more teen friendly.

Darren: "me and Michelle are wheeling"
Cody: "sick wheels man"

by LonejsmCarl January 26, 2012

Wheelbarrow Pirate Ship

An amazing sexual position that requires balance and precision. The woman puts her hands on the floor while you lift her legs onto either side of your body, finally raise her legs like a sail and give her the rambone while you walk her around the room.

I met her up in Boston at the wood shed and gave her the Wheelbarrow pirate ship.

by Drifting Nomad January 13, 2009

got wheels

It means like slay or pull

Damn two chicks in one night you got wheels

by Brotank2 November 25, 2015

Wheelmoon

something thats old news or has been said a million times before.

"did you hear man landed on the moon? aye wheelmoon mate"

"I just heard man has invented the wheel... aye deadon mate wheelmoon"

"Obama is president... thats sooo wheelmoon"

by philterino February 27, 2009

wheelnut monkey

n. an assistant or apprentice to a mechanic and, by extension, any lackey or lesser being in any endeavor.

1) Look at all the stinking grime in there. I am not touching that!

No sweat. The wheelnut monkey will handle it. Don't let him wear gloves.

2) Get the wheelnut monkey to read these documents and talk to the press about them.

Okay Mr President. I'll get Mr. Biden right on it.

by gnostic1 August 27, 2011