Wanking the rhino

Rubbing a family heirloom to bring a specific instance of good luck to another person, e.g. for an exam or driving test.

I had a tough exam today but my sister was wanking the rhino so it should be OK.

I'm in court tomorrow so I'll ask my mum to wank the rhino.

by spiraldrain August 21, 2010

waning poetic

The opposite of waxing poetic. A sentence that starts off beautifully poetic but goes to rubbish; a poem that by the end is just, sort of, words.

Man, that speech started off so well 'til the speaker started waning poetic

by A Drop of Golden Sun July 6, 2016

wanging

To strike or to be struck by an object generally speaking quite forcefully.

"i wanged him over the head with my shoe"
"i was out buying cigarettes when some bint with a pram wanged into me!"

by Cap'n J June 25, 2004

wapping

Eating lots of food mad fast!!!

"Im bout to start wapping on this sandwhich real quick!

by thasyckness January 18, 2008

warping

breaking down molecules and relocating those molecules to coordinate plane in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE moving at light speed according to a highschool junior

Dude, the ship in star trek is totally warping...

by supermanphotog/spiderman June 1, 2009

wamping

Something you do to a box, open to interpretation i suppose, all i know is that cylinders (pneumatic obviously)are required and boxes (not sure if size is an issue) are present

Kevin was wamping the box while dimby bummed a fag

by DIMBY June 10, 2008

dismissive wanking

the subtle art of making a partial fist then moving it up and down as if maturbating and saying "haha" sarcastically.

(At a funeral)
"Yes, she was a good person." (dismissive wanking)

by lickmybuttyo June 4, 2011