Poop Walk

The awkward shuffle that people (adults and children) perform when they have to take a dump but there is no toilet nearby. Resembles the ankle-chained shuffle that white collar criminals exhibit when being led from their 5th Avenue penthouse to the waiting police car.

Barry made the mistake of eating a bran muffin with his coffee before going out for a walk and then had to poop walk the last mile home before he could get to the toilet.

by Coon-Doggie September 10, 2013

walk on air

to be very happy; to be euphoric.

On the last day of school, all the children are walk on air

(+ing)

by nylonas February 01, 2016

slow walking

(verb) "beating around the bush", but with the intention of very gradually revealing something unpleasant; a roundabout, indirect approaching/avoidance of a difficult topic of conversation; (noun) a gradual revealing of some fact or opinion that one expects the listener not to want to hear

Megan: ...I had a great time that day I called at the last minute to break our date. I felt really free and relaxed. Suzy said I needed to do what was right for me..."

Guy: Stop slow walking me, Megan; are you breaking up with me?

by Danstrom June 15, 2010

walk of shame

the walk across campus in the same clothes as yesterday after you slept with someone and spent the night in their dorm room

Scott: hey man, nice hair - you doin the walk of shame?
Dan: what, me? ah... no... I, um, fell asleep in the library...

by rorodlam June 01, 2004

Schlatt Walk

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Hey I just Schlatt Walked to the store to get some milk

by Zuko's World October 12, 2019

walk it off

What male A might say to male B when male B has had some type of pain or injury inflicted upon him.

*Male B falls down a flight of stairs and breaks his legs*

Male B: Oh god it hurts so bad!
Male A: Just walk it off man, you'll be okay.
Male B: My fucking legs are broken dude! I can't walk!
Male A: Dude, man up and walk that shit off

by Male A May 27, 2008

the walking dead

a comic series written by the articulate genius Robert Kirkman about a zombie infested world and a group of people struggling to survive.

Jake:Yo man i just got a brand new issue of The Walking Dead!
Archibald: Say broseph, lemme take a peek at that fine piece of bound paper.

by CooCooCoo January 27, 2006