Safe Day

Noun.A day where a girl or women can magically not get impregnated when getting ejaculated in. Commonly used in Hentai Manga/Doujin and Eroge Visual Novels.
Senpai:"If your hips keep moving like that I-I'm gunna c-cum,Anko-chan!"
Anko:"I-its okay,senpai...Today is my Safe Day. You can cum inside me all you want."
by Strawberrypantsu October 30, 2016
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Frank-Day

Common term used to describe a day in which one skips school to do homework they otherwise wouldn't have time to complete. Believed to have originated many moons ago when an anonymous child named "Frank" started the tradition.
"Man, how the hell are you going to finish that research project by Monday?"
"No worries, I'm taking a Frank-Day on Friday."
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Fapentine's Day

Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping
Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.
by medicalmechanica October 5, 2011
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Jay Day

Jay Day-noun

Relating to a day taken off from work when perhaps one could actually go into work if one had the desire to do so.

(more covert and cooler than a mental health day)

Origin: A Shortening of the Hebrew name Jeremy, combined with the word day meaning "the interval of light between two successive nights; the time between sunrise and sunset:" Coined as a popular phrase by Alan & Kim in 2009.
Alan: Are you going to be here tomorrow?
Kim: I don't know, it's been a really stressful week, I may take a Jay Day"

or

Kim: Is your brother out sick today?
Alan: Yeah, he's out, but I think he's just taking a Jay Day.
by Trixiebeldon28 March 20, 2010
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Pilk Day

The day you drink a glass full of pilk (December 14th)
"Here, drink this pilk, its Pilk Day"
"I really love Pilk Day"
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Pajama day

A day, usually on a weekend or during a day off, when you have nothing to do and sit around lazily in your pajamas, not leaving the house. Often involves eating cereal for every meal and excessive television/video games.
Speaker 1: "Hey, want to go see a movie?"
Speaker 2: "No way man, I'm having a pajama day. Let's just sit around and watch Seinfeld reruns."
by the Master Crayon February 19, 2010
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Brolentines Day

The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.
I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.
by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011
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