wifi

A portal to the internet universe. Requires a modem, jizz and some electricity.

I need more wifi! But all the public ones are shit.

by Pawn of Sex June 13, 2016

my wifi laggin

the only thing that'll save you from school

Teacher: Why were you late to class!?
George: my wifi lagging these days my bad
Teacher: anyways Justin why did you say 1+1 is 11

by im in school lolz April 23, 2021

Greg wifi

When your wifi is so shit that you have to disconnect 4 times from a league of legends game.

i dced again, fuck you greg wifi.

by sae young August 25, 2017

wifi money

A way to influence children to learn to make money. Wifi money is considered dropshipping.

" HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH CARS!" "wifi money."

by chickenbutt12312312 January 17, 2023

Cox Wifi

Wifi router that has a hole that you put your pencil in, then it will produce some wifi signals

Guy1: I have Cox Wifi
Guy2: Do you enjoy having sex with a electric appliance?
Guy1: My male sex organ may be electrocuted but it's still worth it

by Youngboyonpornhub September 15, 2022

WiFi Relationship

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.

1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.

by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017

wifi win

The act of finding Wifi during dyer needs of information only obtained at the time of needing the internet without data or signal.

After long debate over a trivia pursuit game answer, Joe had a Wifi Win after acquiring access to local wifi to ensure the correct answer over numerous fact checked websites.

by AdverageJoe_Earth August 22, 2017