Whatever It Takes

Term used to described that of a volunteer fire department member on a rescue company. The member enjoys the company of plus sized women and a fine cigar. Remnants of used feline sanitary grit, kitty litter, is often found on his person.

Hey man did you see that Whatever It Takes with that Creeper? The glare from his bald spot blinded my sight from the oompa loompa looking thing he was talking to.

by The Rza, The Gza February 18, 2010

Whatever pisses your instrument.

A variant of the term 'Whatever floats your boat'.
'Whatever piddles your fiddle' = 'Whatever pisses your instrument'

Jade and David are deep into conversation:

Jade: No, I don't want more kids!

David: Well, Whatever pisses your instrument.

Jade: .. What?

David: You heard me.

Jade: .. You be cray cray.

by I Can Ride A Mastodon March 13, 2010

Whatever grinds your loins

Sexual, often used in the same context as "whatever floats your boat". It means whatever turns you on. Means jacking off, or means sex.

"Babe, Whatever grinds your loins.."
Next scene: SEX

by omnomKonrad March 10, 2011

Whatever floats your scrote

Seems like the phrase in itself is quite self explanatory, but for those who miss the purpose; 'whatever floats your scrote' is a way of expressing nonchalance or easy-going-ness toward as subject or matter. If someone asks you to make a decision, this phrase can be used to suggest that they choose instead, and that you are happy to go with either option.

"Hey Sean, you want the raspberry or the lemon flavour?"

"Whatever floats your scrote, man."

by Snail Cuddles June 25, 2017

whatever mows your lawn

see whatever lights your candle

dya wanna go to the cinema or bowling
whatever mows your lawn

by Lel July 23, 2005

Whatever that means

What you say about something when you haven't consulted the Urban Dictionary.

Someone: Hey, that guy has like twelve yachts

Poor misguided fool: Yeah, he's nigger rich, whatever that means

by Ohsnap!!!! December 12, 2009

Whatever [bums] your mum.

When someone doesn't have the same point of view as you, you use this saying. Usually used in a sarcastic tone.

"Oh my God! Don't you just love watching hamsters piss!?!"

"Hmm, Whatever bums your mum."

by x_Lucie September 11, 2006