West Virginia Hand Puppet

The sexual act of sticking your penis in the anus of a woman while sticking your fist in her vagina and stroking the penis with the fist.

Bro, Sally is real freaky, she let me give her a West Virginia Hand Puppet last night.

West Virginia Hand Puppet by OG Tom November 10, 2025

moundsville west virginia

Crack heads and whores will bang on the doors begging for the 35 cents they owe there dealers.

Moundsville west virginia is full of crack heads they swear there innocent but try to steal all your shit.

moundsville west virginia by ijuulinschool July 23, 2019

new manchester, west virginia 

There is nothing here. No McDonalds, no KFC, no restaurants of any kind. It's like a no man's land here. I would rather live in Chester than New Manchester, and I never thought I'd say thta!

When I went to new manchester, west virginia, to babysit some dogs, there was no place to eat, so I died of starvation.

new manchester, west virginia by HamInTheFreezer September 29, 2017

The West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic 

This proven ideal is that people living in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia are two or more years behind in society, but live only one half mile from two adjoining states. If a certain line of clothing and/or jewelry is popular now in those two adjoining states, rest assured it will not catch on until 2011 in the WV panhandle. Additionally to that, all teenage boys seem to have red hair and the traditional bowl cut from the mid to late 1990's and wear black tennis shoes to all occassions. Women in this epidemic seem to have a fetish for Looney Tunes T's and/or other cartoons.

"Hey man, isn't this Aeropostale shirt sweet?"

reply: "yeah man, if it was 2001"

"why is he wearing black tennis shoes to the homecoming?"

reply: "because he's a card carrying member of the West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic"

The West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic by denyalluwantbutitstrue January 20, 2009

Man West Virginia 

A place in West Virginia that people will praise you on the football felid, but will forbid you from dating their daughters

i’m from Man West Virginia. my parents sale their Suboxone and RJ Merrit has sex with dogs

Man West Virginia by dick butt 2.0 February 23, 2021

the serpent handlers of west virginia

A punk rock band in the bowels of southern west virginia noted for alcohol and drug use also serpent handling any other history is unknown

{guy]Did u hear the serpent handlers of west virginia
{guy}Yea that shit was wack

the serpent handlers of west virginia by Loren Hatfield November 13, 2007

Welcome to West Virginia 

to describe a unusual event that is considered normal in the state of West Virginia.

" Why is there a bunch of crack lying in piles?"
"Welcome to West Virginia"

Welcome to West Virginia by Chili Bobsleds. February 6, 2022