Illinois Wesleyan University

Illinois Wesleyan University, or IWU (pronounced eye-woo), is a small liberal arts university in Bloomington, Illinois that consists of about 2500 students.
IWU is in close proximity to Illinois State University, so often there is a sense of rivalry between students at each institution. The high cost of attending IWU makes some students at ISU believe that everyone at IWU is obscenely rich. However, contrary to this popular belief nobody at IWU pays for college in cash and almost all students at IWU get some kind of scholarship/financial aid package that makes the cost much more managable.

Joe: I'm at ISU, where are you going?
Scottie: I go to Illinois Wesleyan University.
Joe: Oh you must be really rich!
Scottie: And you must be an STD-infected chain-smoker.

by Scottie Jensen September 22, 2005

wensleydale cheese

Greeks talk myths about this dairy product, famous example of shakespear having this great product. It is said that legends eat this for breakfast, Wallace was a great dog R.I.P

Wallace wensleydale cheese

by bick boi November 16, 2017

Sporting a Weasely

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.

Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.

by Morik June 14, 2010

Wesley Pipes

A prominent smoking device from the movie "Half Baked".

Hey, please hand me Wesley Pipes, dude... wanna get wasted big time.

by kfx July 31, 2005

Wesley Willis

The God who walked among us until he head-butt too many people and suffered severe trauma to the skull. Rest In Peace

I believe that nothing more needs to be said. Bow down.

by Jimmee Dean May 1, 2005

Ohio Wesleyan

A small, private liberal arts college in central Ohio. Lots of preppies go there as well as a lot of smart kids who couldn't get merit or financial aid from Oberlin. Good Division III sports and an active Greek scene. A much better school than its national reputation.

"Hey, I'm going to Ohio Wesleyan to study astrophysics. Couldn't believe they offer that as a major!+

by Bostondude October 16, 2008

Wesleyan Christian Academy

A private high school in High Point filled with fagbag soccer players and dumb rednecks that only talk about trucks and vape. The female teachers are idiots and the male teachers are pedophiles. Wesleyan has three soccer colleges including Messiah College, Indiana Wesleyan and Southern Wesleyan. Beware if you aren’t white because the school has KKK meetings every Thursday. If you do not play a sport there is a high chance that you will forget to be your own person and go to Appalachian State. Wesleyan is a great place to buy xanex or weed if you are in need of that.

“I went to high school at Wesleyan Christian Academy.”

“Oh that explains why you’re at App State!”

by Gabe Horn 6969 January 30, 2018