Waking the baby mammoth

When a man pleasures himself though masturbation.

This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.

E4 man: 'And next on channel 4 it's 'waking the baby mammoth'. Which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn't.'

Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!

by Alosie December 4, 2009

Waking Insomnia

A mental state where your thought process is exactly the same as when you experience insomnia. Generally understood to be triggered by intense and prolonged boredom, from which the patient cannot physically escape, and so psychologically removes them self from their situation.

Over spring break, Jane had to go with her parents to her great-uncle's funeral. When she got back to University, she binge drank to forget the awful memory of experiencing "Waking Insomnia" from sitting through the endless ceremonies for the dead Uncle she didn't give a fuck about.

by thecrippler June 30, 2011

wraxing

Absolutely abolishing/destroying someone on an online game

Eg 1. "Oh man, did you see Steve wrax that dude?"

Eg 2. "I've been wraxing noobs all day."

by Sir Wraxington December 30, 2013

Waking the dead

The act of resuscitating a person who has gone into respiratory arrest from a heroin or heroin/fentanyl overdose with naloxone. heroin, fentanyl, percocet, oxycontin, narcotics, overdose, addiction, addict, drug abuse, drug cartel

On my way to work, I witnessed an EMT waking the dead. There was a guy lying in the street with a syringe in his arm and after the he got a shot of naloxone, he started breathing and regained consciousness. It was supernatural!

by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016

Waingro

Verb: to dispatch an associate for foolish behavior. Preferably in a trashbag lined trunk.

Keep it up! I got the trunk of my car all fixed up with the black plastic. Don't make me waingro you.

by Master/Blaster September 15, 2017

wagingi

A person or creation that exceeds the normal parameters of the human mind, particularly after consuming 11 five dollar foot longs.

Damn, I got a an A on the test, we wagingin

by Plonky4 December 6, 2020

Waingro

A temporary hired extra body who is essentially a useless liability to an otherwise proficient crew. The person will be completely oblivious to any subtly, nuance, or basic professionalism associated with the job. Basically a total mook-sociopath incapable of reading social cues.

“That waingro just got his knuckle hair in the pistachios.”

by anonymous February 18, 2021