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wacey

Someone of curious nature and a descendant of a rare species. Generally posing a kind demeanor, he has been known to help the elderly across busy roadways, donate kindly to local orphanages and hide in children's clothes racks at wal mart. The wacey is usually known to "go flat out" and is of high intensity. He is usually sighted slanging the phrase "bitches ain't shit" repetitively.

If you happen to come across a wacey do not panic, they are very responsive to peace offerings. Some of the more popular items you may want to try are Chinese oranges, collector key chains or a woman's exposed breast. do not be an ass and force the peace offerings onto the wacey as he may become aggressive and proceed to beat you, your spouse and there parents with his pimp cane.

But beware! the wacey has been known to carry a penis of unhuman proportions, history has shown that (on occasion) it has led to perforation of internal organs leading to sepsis and death.

A real mustard looking motherfucker

"did you see what that guy was wearing? he looked like a genuine wacey"
man - "why are you in the hospital?"

woman - " my rectum is so sore, i slept with a wacey. am i going to die?"

man- " ohh its not good, if you make it through alive you will still probably have the gay plague"

woman "the gay plague?"

man- "aids"

walmart shopper "son, stay close, there may be a wacey lurking in those clothes"
by thejaybone November 18, 2011
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Wake n' BOB

After a long night of hard drugs and drinking, waking up to some broad suckin off your swollen, overused aching rod from the past night.
Ahh shit, this morning I walked in on Barry's girlfriend giving him a wake n' BOB, and I saw her turkey snoot hangin down.
by John Kerr July 18, 2008
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Wakeolining

The process of practising Wakeboarding tricks on a trampoline to either improve your riding or help you land a trick you are learning.

You may have a handle attatched to something near the trampoline to help simulate handle passes and make it more realistic.
Person 1: 'I'm going to attempt a backroll on the water.'
Person 2: 'Are you sure, they're quite hard and the last time you tried you didnt land it?'
Person 1:'Yeah, I think I can as I can now land them when I am Wakeolining'
by Rohb619 September 21, 2009
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Wake up and smell the piss.

Making someone aware of some potential unpleasant truths.
by sakura_ja July 26, 2010
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wake n mape

Right after someone wakes up then right away heads to their computer to play Maplestory or any other mmo before going to school.
Person 1: "Hey person to what did you do before you went to school?"
Person 2: "I waked n maped"
Person 1: "Nice I wished I did that to lv up my Dark Knight, whats your Bishop's lv now"
Person 2: "lv 199"
Person 1: "Nice I'm close to lv 200 we gotta play Horntail sometime"
Person 2: "Alright tomorrow lets wake n mape together"
Person 1: "It's a plan"
by Tommyboy533 December 9, 2010
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Wake of Want

When someone leaves you. You miss them greatly and can't stop thinking about them. They leave you in a wake of want.
My girlfriend has been overseas for two months, I think about her all the time, she has left me in her wake of want.
by Stoolie January 23, 2015
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wake-up bumpers

Those little bumps you see mostly on the freeway which they wake you up from microsleep. The driver suddenly fall into a microsleep drifting thier car onto them,producing a super loud noise,it will surely wake you up!
I almost crashed into a road sign until one of those Wake-Up Bumpers saved my life.
by FistOfJusticeTV June 18, 2015
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