Valentine's Day

Seems like an important world holiday, but it's just a big load of bullshit, where companies profit off of those people who are insane enough to buy their girlfriend/spouse $400 Digital Cameras or iPods. On this day, your romantic abilities are proportional to the size of your bank account.

Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.

Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.

Jim: OMG Valentine's Day is tomorrow!!!!!
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.

by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010

Valentine

Being someone's valentine means you adorn that person with love, flowers, chocolate, smiles... frikken unicorns, kisses, fun times and oral sex

Hey! umm, will you be my valentine?

by BEEutiful February 12, 2015

I'm So Over Valentine's Day

A phrase screen printed on a t-shirt that a divorced woman wears in February if she was dumb enough to get married on Valentine's Day.

I was married in Las Vegas on February 14th and now that I am divorced, which ruined that holiday; I wear my favorite t-shirt that says, I'm So Over Valentine's Day.

by NonnaK March 1, 2011

Bullet for My Valentine

Great Metalcore band. Signed by Trustkill Records in the USA. Currently touring the US. Their lyrics do have an emo side. They however, are NOT emo. And the people who listen to them are definitely NOT emo. Go to their concert, look and see. I saw 1 fat goth guy. No emos. The rest were crazed highschool metalheads.

BFMV Fan: *listening to music*

Asshole: What ya listening to?

BFMV Fan: Bullet for My Valentine

Asshole: Go cut urself emo child.

BFMV Fan: *beats the living shit out of the asshole*

Asshole: *cries in corner*

BFMV Fan: Who's the emo now bitch!?

Asshole: *Takes a gun to his head*

by Metal Head 555, not 666 June 28, 2007

bullet for my valentine

The coolest new heavy metal band from the UK set for world domination. after replacing their old monicker "Jeff Killed John", Matt (vocals/guitar), Padge (guitar), Jay (bass) and Moose (drums), signed with Sony through Visible Noise and released their mini-album "Hand of Blood". the Bridgend, south wales natives have been rewarded for their hard work with 2 top 40 singles and a top 30 album (The Poison), a kerrang! award for best british newcomer and a headlining slot on the kerrang! xxv tour in January. their album "The Poison" will be out in the USA early this year and they will tour the US with "It Dies Today".

to experience the majesty that is Bullet for my Valentine checkout their website www.bulletformyvalentine1.com or to listen to some of their songs go to
www.purevolume.co/bulletformyvalentine
and www.myspace.com/bulletformyvalentine

by amber_is_lost January 2, 2006

Valentine

A girl who is shy yet talkative and she is kind to others but it depends who u are she is moody cries about simple things and would randomly cry too sometimes valentine is Weird she’s lovable and she loves everyone she doesn’t have know enemies she’s responsible at time and she’s very smart she never gives up no matter the obstacles she will always over come it she’s nice and caring for her friends especially she loves pink and she is born on the day of love

Valentine is what u need in life 😍🤗

by Comical12 December 14, 2018

Valentines Day

A day dedicated to making single people feel like shit.

Person 1: Hey, Valentines Day is coming up!
Person 2: What? Aw, man, I'm single...I feel like shit...

by Happyhak February 20, 2011