Vegetarian Vampire

A useless word that has been sent out as the word of the day on Friday Nov 21st, 2008.

"We don't have any good words for today."
"Well then, let's use Vegetarian Vampire!"
"Uh...don't you think people will unsubscribe if we use something so lame?"
"Nah..."

by JamesInTO April 2, 2009

vampire diarrhea

Also known as a woman's time of the month.

Jane:
Doctor, there's blood coming out of my special place.

Dr Acula:
I may be a vampire, but you don't see flys devouring diarrhea.

Jane:
Damn you, vampire diarrhea!

by Haltdieklappeundissdenkuchen September 11, 2009

drama vampire

A subspecies of Troll that feeds off of *hugs* and drama centered around itself. The Drama Vampire must keep a steady flow of people feeling sorry for it posting, lest it dry up. Fortunately, the Drama Vampire has one thing going for it to keep it's food source strong. Every now and again one of it's prey will wise up and ask a blunt question, allowing the Drama Vampire to brand it as a traitor with which it can continuosly spawn new drama off of which to feed.

Sue sprains her ankle and blogs about being unable to walk for weeks. Joe blogs that there is no way she still cant walk. Sue sics Andy, Mary and Jose on Joe.

"Man, I took her off of my flist weeks ago. That chick is a drama vampire!"

by Silent Cartographer May 24, 2006

Sperm Vampire

One who sucks cocks and swallows the pure energy or semen. A true Sperm Vampire does this deed to stay alive, kinda like a ho-bag.

Bill: Did you know Jamsession is a sperm vampire?
Fred: No way! How can you tell?
Bill: The cumstache that he is always sportin.

by The Jewgle and Mr. Forbes August 24, 2009

vagpire

a person who takes sexual pleasure from drinking menstrual blood

The vagpire steeped the used tampon in his cup, like a fine tea.

by Mutha Fuckin Bawb August 18, 2008

Vampire

A person who subsides solely by feeding off of other people. They use others parasitically and offer nothing in return.

"She stayed at your place, used your stuff, ate your food and just ghosted you? What a vampire."

by Skitch360 July 4, 2017

Sympathy Vampire

Someone who always seems down, depressed, have bad luck, in bad relationships. Someone who you always seem to be trying to cheer up, help emotionally and who just never seems to be happy with their lot in life. A little like an energy vampire you are drained

On forums a member who never seem to post happy threads, who always seems to be posting about how bad their life is and no matter how much you try to help or offer sympathy they continue to be miserable} to the point that you feel depressed everytime you read a thread of theirs, you feel in the grip of a energy vampire but they drain your sympathy away leaving nothing for someone who really needs it. A sympathy vampire eventually sucks the life from the forum

by f.b.m February 4, 2010