vag-fi

A built-in feature of vaginas. Causes the vaginas of two women who spend a lot of time together to sync up and begin their periods at the same time.

Guy1: Well, my girlfriend started her period yesterday.
Guy2: No way, so did mine! They hang out a lot, right?
Guy1: Yeah, they must have vag-fi or something.

by Pterodactyl Lover October 7, 2010

Vag Tax

When a woman expects goods and/or services in exchange for the sexual activities she gives to her partner; simply getting sexual favours in return for hers is not enough - she feels she's entitled to more.

Chantu charges vag tax - she demanded her boyfriend buy her a new ring because she blows him regularly.

by Rated PG August 24, 2019

vag shield

The Female version of a cock block. When a woman is prevented from having sex by another individual.

Dude, Paige got vag-shielded last night. Dude, Amy is such a vag shield.

by msmillerisdumb April 3, 2009

vag-rig

a vagina that is so complex one must draw a map to figure out how the fuck it works

i was fucking this girl last night and she kept telling me what to do, so i asked her to draw a map of her vag-rig

by Captain Pumperloaf March 24, 2009

Vag-a-loon

When a male or female blows into another females vagina, than she simply pushes all the air out of her vagina, and the sound of her queef while running around the room to act like a balloon flying freely threw the room after being released.

Guy 1: "Dude, Wanda totally did a vag-a-loon for me last night. I was laughing so hard I about pissed me self."

Guy 2: "bahaha oh hell naw dawg"

by That odd chick April 20, 2014

Vag-ined

When your friend is whipped by a girl and he is not even getting any at all.

Tommy told us bro's before hoe's but he's always with his hoe..that dude is vag-ined.

by the dudeski October 18, 2008

cabbage vag

A repulsively filthy and stanky vagina.

Floria needs to give that cabbage vag a good scrubbing.

by Venusbilly January 28, 2014