The Turkey Vulture

Your penis.

mc: "Is the turkey vulture flying high?" ;)

miller: "It's flying sooo high" ;) ;)

by mcmillerfan July 8, 2009

Vulture Culture

A workplace or organization that seems to feed on itself, picking over the bones of failure and blaming everyone else, rather than itself. You sometimes find yourself wondering what it would be like to work freely without the fear of a hungry hoover hovering above waiting for you to mess up. Or, your company is so paralysed by indecision because no-one wants to stand up and raise their head above the parapet. If any of these sound familiar, you might be in the grip of a Vulture Culture. Vulture Cultures are particularly damaging because the enemy is within, and not always easy to pinpoint.

Not to be confused with Culture Vulture.

I am so tired of working in this Vulture Culture where it seems the heads of the company were promoted into their positions because they were too stupid to handle the jobs they were hired to do. It's such a terrible work culture, these vultures pick on staff over stupid things such as when my boss lost it on me when she opened an attachment and it was so big that it fit her entire screen. I've also been asking the CFO for weeks now to make a spending decision on something that needed to get done within a specific time frame in order to reach our vendor's deadline, and with as many times and methods in which I followed up, she did not provide a decision until today and we missed the vendor's deadline by weeks. It's a Vulture Culture.

by Sn0Wyt November 2, 2010

Vultured

to be utterly mentally broken by an opponent's aura or quality, or even by external factors (specifically in a game of tennis)

I wasn't surprised that he lost, I saw he was vultured early on; he looked totally helpless!

by T-Rex and Indie May 14, 2011

vulture

1: Bird known to feed on the dead, dying, and wounded
2: Police helicopter. Based on merciless appearances taunting people already in custody, even for petty offenses, a flawed policy. Makes diversion sacrifices possible for a big hit.

Can you believe Babylon sent vultures for a homeless drunk in public citation? Helped us pull a kick-ass drive by in a fully loaded charter bus across town. We were blastin' out of every single window loc!

by West Empire Anarcho September 23, 2005

Bearded Vulture

When you perform oral sex on a dead woman with a lot of pubic hair.

"I have so many pubic hairs in my teeth because I went all bearded vulture on Bea Arthur

by vcasino April 16, 2010

gay turkey vulture

A fat bastard that hangs around with an ass cobbler all day eating stinky mashed potato sandwhiches with mustard and moldy bread.

You must be a real ass cobbler to hang around with a gay turkey vulture like Kyle Cotton.

by Yoshida May 3, 2004

honey-vulture

(noun) When a scat-loving bottom male orally removes his top male-penetrator's enlarged cock of fecal matter that has accumulated during anal coitus.

George, the honey-vulture in the relationship, promptly went about his duty after anal fornication was complete.

(verb) After a particularly rank logjamming session, George successfully honey-vultched his boyfriend's member until free of dumple stiltskin.

by Nix42 January 9, 2009