misty twister

when one urinates during a game of twister

"We were having fun together as a family, right up until grandma pulled a misty twister on all of us"

by capriciouscorvid November 8, 2023

Wicked Twister

A wicked twister is the act when a male drives his fist into the females vagina or anus and begins "wickedly twisting"

Me: hey Tyler

Tyler: ya ?
Me: I gave my girl a wicked twister last night
Tyler: I bet her clit looks like a dibble dong from all that twisting

by Punjabi revenge December 15, 2014

samurai twister

When someone sticks two fingers up your arse with one hand while tugging on your balls with the other and nibbling on your bellend

My mrs surprised me last night with a samurai twister and I wasn’t expecting that before bedtime

by Walks the man December 13, 2020

Merseene Twister

When your teacher has a stonking sized cock, which is frequently seen during class.

Bill: Did you see Teaches Merseene Twister today?
Bob: fucking oath
Bill: its gotta be the best Merseene twister ive seen

by stappa May 28, 2019

Truth Twister

Truth twister – a way of saying liar without saying liar

"Truth twister” – crossword clue for “Liar”
“Ambassadors for the expert-trashing, truth-twisting age of populism,” remarked the truth twister.

“Arrogant and offensive.

Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?” tweeted Dobby.

by Option 22 May 24, 2020

Target Twister

A game played at Target or other retailers who have colorful floor placemarkers indicating where people should stand to maintain social distancing.

Sir, you're standing too close. Play by the Target Twister rules like everyone else and please move two steps over to that dot. Those who are caught off of a dot might lose their place in line.

by Rotten Bob April 8, 2020

testy twister

Much like a titty twister, a testy twister is when you twist someone's balls to prove your dominance

don't threaten my titties or I'll give you a testy twister

by mr twister phd May 29, 2019