Verb; A point in any game that you kill people online, that when you respawn, you respawn in the middle of the enemy position, and are killed off 0-3 seconds after your respawn.
Turdspawn-er: Noun;When you are the person that killed the guy
Reverse Turdspawn: Verb;When you spawn in the middle of the enemy position, but take them all out.
Turdspawn-er: Noun;When you are the person that killed the guy
Reverse Turdspawn: Verb;When you spawn in the middle of the enemy position, but take them all out.
Alex:Crap, I'm dead.
Luke:It's alright, I took him out.
Alex:'k, I'm almost back........ there, I'm ba- DAMMIT! I just turdspawned!!
Luke:It's alright, I took him out.
Alex:'k, I'm almost back........ there, I'm ba- DAMMIT! I just turdspawned!!
by Zakstab March 30, 2008
Get the turdspawn mug.Eric couldn't use the public toilet, so he had to wait until he had some privacy in the shower and do some turdstomping.
You: We're gonna be late! Get ready man!
Me: It's cool, I'll be ready in 5 minutes if I turdstomp instead of sitting.
You: We're gonna be late! Get ready man!
Me: It's cool, I'll be ready in 5 minutes if I turdstomp instead of sitting.
by MasculineGold June 18, 2012
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a turn is an emotion, caused by immense stress, sadness, and/or anger. it can come over a course of a few minutes, or instantly.
turns are fueled by anger and sadness, and usually result in lashing out against others and things around you.
it is very dangerous to be around someone when they are having one of their turns. turns can only go away after the individual having one calms down, in which they'll return to a state of depression and sadness.
First coined in the song "One of My Turns" by Pink Floyd.
turns are fueled by anger and sadness, and usually result in lashing out against others and things around you.
it is very dangerous to be around someone when they are having one of their turns. turns can only go away after the individual having one calms down, in which they'll return to a state of depression and sadness.
First coined in the song "One of My Turns" by Pink Floyd.
"and I..can...feeeeeeel....one of my turns comin' on..." -Pink Floyd
"Leave me alone...I can feel one of my turns"
"Leave me alone...I can feel one of my turns"
by ParashockTheOneOneThatWaysaTon September 6, 2020
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1. An impenetrable barrier created when the resources one allocates to ignorant and irrational thoughts exceed their normal daily thought process (including hunger, thirst, and sensory) by a 90:1 ratio. A Crown of Turds makes its wearer completely impervious to the wants, needs, and feelings of others. With use, the subject develops tendencies for Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and eventually delusions of grandeur.
2. A phenomenon that occurs when ones hair becomes severely matted with feces from incessant brown nosing and generally kissing up to everyone with any measure of power. A Crown of Turds is said to have the power grant the dubya touch to the weak-minded.
3. A mark of disgrace in which fecal waste is placed on the head of an individual, formed into the shape of a crown, and baked until reaching the hardness and consistency of wood. Typically administered to those who show the greatest incompetence in their given field.
1. An impenetrable barrier created when the resources one allocates to ignorant and irrational thoughts exceed their normal daily thought process (including hunger, thirst, and sensory) by a 90:1 ratio. A Crown of Turds makes its wearer completely impervious to the wants, needs, and feelings of others. With use, the subject develops tendencies for Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and eventually delusions of grandeur.
2. A phenomenon that occurs when ones hair becomes severely matted with feces from incessant brown nosing and generally kissing up to everyone with any measure of power. A Crown of Turds is said to have the power grant the dubya touch to the weak-minded.
3. A mark of disgrace in which fecal waste is placed on the head of an individual, formed into the shape of a crown, and baked until reaching the hardness and consistency of wood. Typically administered to those who show the greatest incompetence in their given field.
Will: "Our store has become the second best in the district, but our manager still treats us like crap, and won't listen to a thing we say."
Rob: "Dude, you're never going to get through to your boss, he has a crown of turds."
Bob: "I swear! The mayor is running this town into the ground!"
Tony: "That's because he's wearing an eighty-pound crown of turds."
Jill: "Our city commissioner jacked up prices on bus-fare to increase profits, but caused all of the riders to have friends drive them. They lost a bunch of money, and now the city doesn't have public transportation!"
Bernice: "I say we pay him a visit and give him a crown of turds!"
Rob: "Dude, you're never going to get through to your boss, he has a crown of turds."
Bob: "I swear! The mayor is running this town into the ground!"
Tony: "That's because he's wearing an eighty-pound crown of turds."
Jill: "Our city commissioner jacked up prices on bus-fare to increase profits, but caused all of the riders to have friends drive them. They lost a bunch of money, and now the city doesn't have public transportation!"
Bernice: "I say we pay him a visit and give him a crown of turds!"
by TehBroomOfDoom February 1, 2009
Get the Crown of Turds mug.To skin up a mountain to be able to ski down it. AT and Tele gear are the main forms of travel (some split boards). It is a degrading phrase to resort skiers.
Back-country skier "when are you choads going to earn your turns?"
Resort Gaper "I got no problem letting a lift carry my fat ass up a mountain"
Resort Gaper "I got no problem letting a lift carry my fat ass up a mountain"
by SKahn June 2, 2008
Get the earn your turns mug.A teacher from CHS that is extremely anoying and is not funny at all..known to give bad grades and fail students.
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by rico suaaave the 3rd October 18, 2008
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used to keep foods cold and fresh.
sometimes used as a comeback phrase also.
used to keep foods cold and fresh.
sometimes used as a comeback phrase also.
ex.) i like your turse.
by sara el [from myspace] November 23, 2006
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