turkey and pancakes

There’s chicken and waffles, and then there’s turkey and pancakes. Chicken is overrated, waffles are just pancakes with square holes so why not eat the best non-flying bird and enjoy some hearty pancakes too?

Guy: Yo you guys wanna get chicken and waffles after this?
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.

by Bleeeeeebledeeep May 13, 2018

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Turkish Election

A method of which a person is chosen to go first during a gang bang. The method of election is as follows: each male undresses and the male with the least amount of foreskin (decided by a vote of those present) goes first.

Bubba: How are we going to get this f*****g thing started?
Hank: Let’s have a Turkish Election

by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico March 29, 2019

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turkeyfilling

Cum used when shot inside of a person doesn’t have to be a certain gender or anything just when you cum inside of someone.

I gave that hoe some of my turkeyfilling last night and she got kinky.

by janglenaws September 24, 2019

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turkic pushback

An extremely dirty sex act involving a Danish man and a man who looks like Leon Trotsky

How was last night?
Great, he did the ol turkic pushback

by Danish Stalin August 10, 2023

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Backdoor Turkey

Before you put your dick in the girls ass, you get your dick real cold. So when you stick it in her she screams with a chilled, pleasured screech. Like a turkey.

What was that sound?

I don't know, I just saw him leave the freezer and he was naked.

Maybe he gave her a Backdoor Turkey.

by GPayte May 9, 2011

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