Noun. Alex from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. His powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Alex for he is a gift from God. He owns the internet now. He owns you.
I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Alex from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.
Don't look at Alex from target to long or else you'll regret it
Don't look at Alex from target to long or else you'll regret it
by IToldYouSo November 3, 2014
Get the alex from target mug.A player in COD (or any FPS for that matter) who either doesnt know how to play, runs out in the open like dumbass, STANDS out in the open like a dumbass, doesnt know how to take cover, or is a HARDCORE rusher.....whatever the reason may be...they are VERY easy to kill hence the term easy target
ANY person of any skill level can be an easy target due to the uprising of dickless campers,spamming of stun/flash grenades, the OVERPOWERED chopper gunner(and its equalivants) and the annoys DOGS....
EH thats about it...
ANY person of any skill level can be an easy target due to the uprising of dickless campers,spamming of stun/flash grenades, the OVERPOWERED chopper gunner(and its equalivants) and the annoys DOGS....
EH thats about it...
(Player A gets killed 11th time in a row)
Player A: "Dude I totally suck at this game! I keep getting killed!!! These guys must be pros or something
Me:Naw bro u dont suck...they suck....your just an easy target
Player:OOOHHH ok thanks...i need to play smarter then!!
Player A: "Dude I totally suck at this game! I keep getting killed!!! These guys must be pros or something
Me:Naw bro u dont suck...they suck....your just an easy target
Player:OOOHHH ok thanks...i need to play smarter then!!
by Day1991 May 18, 2011
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Get the Alex from target mug.A store that you'll get decent pay but have to deal with stuck up, snotty bitches thinking they can make you the gopher(go for this-go for that) chump. Also being more over priced than Walmart for shitty, break the next day items. Nickname: "Tarzshay" used by Target frequenters who like to make it sounds like they are going somewhere more important.
by BigNRichCowgirl January 6, 2005
Get the target mug.When traveling, think of thaughts, that are like a ringing, try to picture how u could hack satalite by mind, or use power full magnet, and emp reader to find chip, from remote nearal monitoring of v2k, and do not talk about what ur voice sounds like to u.
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Get the Targeted Individual mug.While mad at your female friend or wife, it may be necessary to tie the leading edge of their tampon string to the bed post with monofilament. This allows you to make a loud sound, such as a billowing fart, in their general vicinity to wake them from their slumber. If done correctly, it will provoke them to jump out of the bed, thus snapping said female sanitary device from it's hold and causing extreme embarassment for her, and sweet revenge for you.
I was pissed at the ole lady, so when she fell asleep on the couch I pulled a modified plugger tugger, by using the sliding glass door...
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