Tuna Dick

The raunchy smell post exit after having intercourse with a weather beaten whore's expired vagina.

Vinny: "Hey how was fucking that stripper last night"
Josh: "It was fun but I woke up this morning with tuna dick"

by joshuaknowsbest March 7, 2011

Tuna Pants

The underwear of a woman of 'loose values' and poor hygeine. A whores knickers. A smelly flange.

"I say Jeeves, I took Miss Kerrington home last night for a bit of 'hows your father' only to discover she was wearing tuna pants and had a very smelly minge"

On addressing a slut: "Oi, Tuna Pants!"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

tuna skeet

masturbating onto your friends tuna sandwich to give it the appearance of mayonaise.

"did you tuna skeet on my sandwhich?"

by tuna skeet February 9, 2009

the dirty tuna

When a girl grinds on you and leaves a red mark (blood) on your leg because she's on her period.

Dude, is that blood on your leg? You just got the dirty tuna'd!!!

by Domidango December 22, 2013

Tuna stick

The smell left on your penis when one hasn't properly washed after intercourse.

Yo! We near the ocean or that your tuna stick i smell?

by M & A Cat June 30, 2017

Seared Tuna

This refers to the outer edges of the labia where they are a brownish gray but still remains pink and on the inside.

I just love eating me some seared tuna!" or "That girl was hot but, she had the seared tuna!

by dmktx7 December 12, 2010

tuna bake

When you fill a girl's vagina with melted cheese and then wait for it to solidify. Then you eat it with a knife & fork and use a napkin.
Nice variants include spicing it with cayenne pepper , Tabasco or orphan's tears.

Guy 1: Hey Bro I sure am hungry
Guy 2: Yeah me too dude fancy a tuna bake?
Guy 1: Ah sweet idea, I'll have the usual.

by toxic chinchilla murderer October 6, 2016