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Turtle in the Pool

Chris: man Dean left a turtle in the pool this morning
by SuperJuice! March 22, 2009
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Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.
"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"
by Roy Biv March 9, 2009
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turtle cretin

A person who is completely stupid and meaningless, when this person is tapped un-knowingly on there head there head will retract into there neck like a turtle. Also they excrete a odour that resembles perspiration, body odour and feces.
“Lee is a complete turtle cretin
by wee joby August 10, 2009
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turtle-rat

That turtle-rat eat all the tomatoes in the garden.
by BigDonSpl February 4, 2010
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Turtle-Beach Headband

The part of your head affected by wearing a turtle beach headset.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.
Person 1: I have been playing xbox with my turtle beaches for 8 hours straight.

Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.

Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.
by sexyface69 June 9, 2011
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turtle knocking

The act of fucking someone and mistakenly giving them a hickey
Hey Amanda, by the look of Wes' neck you guys did some Turtle Knocking last night.
by Dienda the turtle December 20, 2014
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Turtle butter

When your balls get sweating and stick to your legs
After a long day of working out I noticed I had a bad case of turtle butter.
by Washnwink June 6, 2016
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