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Bum Touchers

The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.
I think this guy pissed his pants. Better put on the bum touchers.
by David Laburglier February 23, 2009
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kid toucher

someone who touches kids often of the age of 4 for enjoyment. They are very creepy and named josh
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"What the hell. Josh what are you doing to that boy. Let go of his pants. stop being a kid toucher"
by FAT ELF KID September 6, 2020
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TOUCHE

A Northern English expression meaning "How Embarrasing"
TOUCHE!
by Jeremiah Hottentot May 26, 2011
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Touché

A fancy word used by people who think they know something. It means "a good comeback" or a.k.a. burn!
A: ....
B: touché!
A: fuck off
by IWasBilbo May 26, 2014
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Troughed up

This means you are one of the fortunate people who have found your place in the corporate or government "trough" and you are very unlikely to make waves as long as the "trough" keeps getting slopped.
DC politicians are fat and happy since they are "troughed up". They are willing to pass any law that brings personal benefit.
by apennysaved December 14, 2009
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truche

True + Touche = Truche! It's used to affirm when someone makes an excellent, valid and entirely truthful statement.
"A woman with a large posterior should not wear cheetah pants." And in response "Truche."
by Rachmh February 14, 2010
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Kid Toucher

defined as:
a person who enjoys touching little children. theses people are named josh
"what are you doing josh let go of that little boy you kid toucher
by nonćè patroller September 6, 2020
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