When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.
by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017
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by yeywywtw November 10, 2018
"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"
"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"
"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"
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by wrath.tishtosh August 22, 2010
Dude, the strippers at the bachelor party were having a good old fashioned Connecticut Tractor Pull.
by Supertrucker56 October 16, 2022