Mop Topper

A male that pursues and dates women who have a mustache.

Friend 1: Yo did you see that girl Mikey was with?
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper

by TheHungryAsian November 21, 2011

toppin some g's

toppin- making
some- some
g's- money

making some money aka working

naw dawg, i gotta top some g's tomorrow.

by yah mutha August 18, 2004

High topper

To deficate in the tank portion of a toilet causing every flush there after to be totaly fowl.

Pick someone, not someone you hate but someone you just dislike. Go to their house or personal office toilet and drop a high hard one in their toilets tank. The High Topper the gift that keeps on giving.

by Jason Runyon August 31, 2008

Stove Toppin'

A substitute for any verb. Can mean anything.

"I'm gonna be Stove Toppin' this summer!"

or

"Hey, Billy just Stove Topped my whip."

or

"I've been Stove Toppin' tonight."

or

"Just Stove Topped a dizz crizz."

by Heneghan April 28, 2009

Topping off

Having one person after another poop in a toilet till the point where the poop mountain peaks just above the rim of the toilet.

Topping you off is referred to as topping off someone else's dookie.

The expression "top you off" can also be said to mean something of the same, metaphorically, as a joke.

"The kids at the school topped off the toilet in the band-wing so high that the toilet wouldn't flush. Having never experienced anything like this, the janitor had to call for back up to scoop out the ever-ending pile of shit. This phenomenon created the art of topping off."

by Invented at Avon Grove High July 29, 2009

Topped

Toped - as high as you can be with no further highness

Bro... I'm totally topped topped right now.

by 2006Babes August 2, 2017

Persian cake topper

When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.

Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.

Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?

Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!

by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006