tomato snob

A gardener who refuses to eat tomatoes s/he didn't grow in the garden. Can be used for all other produce grown in a garden as someone who won't eat anything s/he didn't grow.

"I'm such a tomato snob, I can't go out to eat anymore."

by toughmutts July 4, 2009

Virginia tomato

When you have sex with a girl on her period untill your balls are coated in blood and then tea bag her

Him: Dude, I gave my girl a Virginia tomato last night.

Me: that's nasty dude.

by Hachetman86 February 25, 2021

tomato-vegan

A tomato-vegan is someone that doesn't eat tomatoes and never will.

Riley: Girl I had like 15 tomatoes today

Grace: *Gasps*

Riley: What?

Grace I'm a tomato-vegan!

Riley: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Grace: I DON'T EAT TOMATOES!!! #StopTomatoCruelty

#Tomato-Vegan
Hashtag...

Riley: OK I GET IT! I'm sorry. I will never eat Tomatoes again.

Grace: OK. *hugs*

by YandereAf May 12, 2016

The Tomato Factory

Over the years, chilling tales have circulated about the Tomato Factory, making it the scariest place known to man. Local legends recount eerie occurrences within its walls, from strange apparitions that wander its dark corridors to unexplained, bone-chilling screams echoing through the night. Some say that the souls of former factory workers still haunt the premises, seeking vengeance for their untimely deaths. The air is thick with unsettling energy, and those who dare to step foot inside often report feeling an overwhelming sense of dread and unease. It is a place where fear and darkness have taken residence, leaving visitors trembling with terror.

"I had a smile on my face as I entered the school bus for the field trip. The smile was wiped clean off of my face when I realized our destination was the Tomato Factory."

by RackARibs July 28, 2023

Jamaican tomato

Weed, that is specifically in a bowl or pipe.

I’m just going to go home and have a Jamaican tomato

by RaTheGod March 25, 2021

tomato tan

A term used by people who have spent too long in the sun without suncream, aka. an extreme case of sunburn.

"Dude that's a sick tomato tan! How long were you out there?"
"Eight hours."

by robbo6124 August 20, 2009

tomato frequencies

Tomato frequencies are the sounds that can be heard after someone is woken up and is trying to go back to sleep. (A airplane passing by, talking downstairs, the sound of the highway).

John: How did you sleep last night Tod?
Tod: Man. I just couldn’t because of these dumb tomato frequencies in my ear.

by Nalydylan June 13, 2023