token the smurtlehead

1. underground rapper from Troy, New York. was up and coming but is now serving a 25 year sentence for the murder of a boy who he allegedly raped

2. also troilet slang for smoking weed

1. You hear that Token the Smurtlehead song, bubblegum pussy-dope!

2. Yo we token the smurtlehead after school, nigga?

by DatNiggaBurn April 11, 2012

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Token Jew

A Jewish person who is included in a group solely to create the appearance of diversity and inclusion, rather than because of their qualifications to be part of the group.

Valdemar: Did you hear Kyle was part of the Palestine protest yesterday?
Atheer: Really?
Valdemar: Obviously a token Jew.

by Valmerito May 18, 2024

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A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.

Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"

Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"

by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025

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Cab token

$20 bill used to pay for cabs

"Before we go out, I've got to stop at the ATM and pick up some cab tokens"

by douchsicle November 19, 2011

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Good Luck Token

A “Good Luck Token” is a nude that a female/opposite gender sends before the date of November First aka The Beginning of No Nut November. This provides you with a good luck charm that you can do it, that you can make it to the end of the month.

“BRO! KELSY JUST SENT ME A GOOD LUCK TOKEN! I CAN BEAT THIS MONTH!”

by Alfie206 October 31, 2019

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