max

max is a 90 year old girl
and she DOESNT think skirts are gay,
and besides max is really swaggy
and awesome and cool and disco party-😃🔴🍥😝
and max is a goldfish cracker lover

max: o m g *EATS A WHOLE GOLD-FISH-CRACKER BOX

by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020

Max

Max is truly a amazing person, if you ever get to meet a max be very thankful and do not loose they may lie to you at sometimes but that is only so they wont hurt your feelings. Max is usually the name of a man that every girl has a crush on. They will have a great smile and something about them will make you smile and feel so great inside. Either their smile, laugh, smell, or just how they treat you. Never treat a max badly, you can never stay mad at a Max for a long time. They will be insecure at some times, but you have to bring them up. They will be Awkward at some times but that just means they like you.

Person 1- "Max is so amazing"
Person 2- "I know you should go talk to him"

by ugly yet October 7, 2019

Max

Max has massive penis and still gets 0 bitches

Bro is that max

Yeah is penis is huge but he gets no bitches

by Max gets no bitches June 20, 2022

Max

Most beautiful, handsome boy in the world. Who gives the best cuddles. He doesn’t always show it but he will love you forever and always. He has a heart of gold and will do anything for the ones he’s close to. I love you max !

“Max” from your bad b

by John from church December 5, 2019

Max

He is okay often ginger

U seen max today
No why
Cus I need to put out the fire on his head

by Mxbe June 5, 2019

Max

Max is a really nice person and he is so loyal. If you have a Max in your life you are very lucky. If anyone tried to hurt any of his friends he would hurt the person that hurt them because he loves his friends. You either love him or you hate him, its not that hard to love him and if you ever get a max keep him as long as you can. If you are friends with a max try not to do anything that will upset him because you might loose him permanently.

Madison: ''OMG i'm dating max i'm so lucky he is the most amazing boyfriend !"
Freddie: "Max is such a good friend he is so loyal!"

by 14151727 March 2, 2022

Max

A green bean

Max your a green bean

by dontcallmedave100 June 3, 2019