dumb cuff

A hit to the back of one’s head, with the back of their hand. Ex: you did something your mom didn’t like and when u turn to walk a way she hits the back of your head.

“If y’a DONT want a dumb cuff don’t fucking act like one”

by Weeniestweener November 21, 2022

preacher cuff

Hateful Man. Person who pretends to be your buddy, then puts a knife or some time bomb bullshit in your brain.

This preacher cuff hook me
How so?
He told me he was yours.

by OhThisGuy21 October 22, 2017

Wet Cuff

A woman's public hair soaked in giz.

The result of having porn or catholic (withdraw method) style sex.

Masculine:
"I wet cuffed her for the money shot"

Feminine:
"We weren't using any contraception, so I ended up with a wet cuff"

by Littleblueys January 20, 2009

Cuffs Event

It's an event where you get handcuffed to another person, usually a guy and girl, for the night (not real handcuffs).

Hey, I'm going to a cuffs event tomorrow, you should join me.

by Minminseungmin December 3, 2020

Paper Cuff

Impulsive cuffing of a significant other, so to the world you are together but mentally you know you aren't.

Ah did you see how Ryan paper cuff Natalie last week?

by Gdhjsdj April 1, 2024

Seal cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

He whispered something about loving marine life, and before I knew it, I got Seal Cuffed.

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

off-the-cuff remark

A casual/unrehearsed verbalization made by a chick who has briefly removed her lips from a guy's foreskin while performing fellatio on him.

An off-the-cuff remark that an eager stud love to hear is that his blowjob-administering hottie thinks that he has a nice big juicy schlong.

by QuacksO December 15, 2024