Greek bidet

When you piss on an asshole to clean it off after pooping

My buddy had Taco Bell last night so I gave him a Greek bidet before entering the orgy.

by Cornerstorewhore June 13, 2025

bachelor bidet

When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.

by Micro Mage March 13, 2020

Bidet-ing

The act of using your mouth as a fountain to clean someone’s asshole

Hey babe, we’re out of toilet paper and I could really use a good bidet-ing right now

by Jack Smashers April 26, 2020

Sheffield bidet

The act of washing one’s arse in a puddle after taking a shit outside.

Ashley did a Sheffield bidet after shitting in a car park.

by Mrs Miggins September 10, 2024

Muddy Bidet

When you drop a fast heavy deuce and the toilet water splashes up into your ass crack.

I was so glad I found a clean restroom but the muddy bidet ruined it for me.

by Toooldforthis July 27, 2022

Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.

Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!

by poopprodigies May 22, 2023

NICKMOODQUINCYMA BIDET

Spotting one junkie in a crowd eating another junkie's asshole.

Damn khed I'm so hungry I could even go for a NICKMOODQUINCYMA BIDET

by RealQIssues July 3, 2023