Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears

Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'

I'm going to scratch Yoda behind the ears.

by Antony Collett August 07, 2005

National Baby Yoda day

On National Baby Yoda day you have to get or draw a baby Yoda and have it sing a song in front of at least3 people this event takes place on Jan 13.

Today is Jan 13, which meant it is "National Baby Yoda day".

by Baby Yoda fan January 14, 2021

National Baby Yoda Day

On January 15th we all talk about Baby Yoda and watch the Mandlorian all day

Teacher: Stop talking. Students it’s National Baby Yoda Day. Teacher: ok go on

by Racoonkidd500 December 23, 2019

the child aka baby yoda

he is a character in the mandolorian a bounty hunter who is so cool the goat a cute little 50 year old yoda who looks like a baby and knows the force

the child aka baby yoda

visit more of my words and click like such as zebop ralamagamcham and dijon gorilla

by big Zebop November 17, 2020

Epic Yoda Quote List

A Quote Book of yoda-like wisdom by our minds. All quotes written in a magical iphone notepad.

lololololol, put that in the epic yoda quote list.

by lostboysofnevereverland January 09, 2010

I know why Yoda sighs…

I know why Yoda sighs… — The helpless, exasperated, ejaculation uttered when someone who is suppose to be watching your back completely misses the mark.

Your mission partner only has one well articulated and necessary job necessary for the successful completion of “THE PLAN” and they absolutely blow it.

The origin of this expression is the scene in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back when the Jedi Master Yoda deeply sighs after Luke Skywalker fails his test inside of the Dark Side tree.

Luke had one job…ONE JOB!!!!!!!

And he blew it; HE BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

And Yoda sighed!!!!!

You had one job…one motherfucking job…and you blew it; YOU BLEW IT…now I know why Yoda sighs…how could you have fucked that up!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 23, 2023

Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears

The act of masturbating to Star Wars, especially the non-human actors. As seen on iSketch.

Person 1: Awe man, I was watching Star Wars last night. The Twi'lek got me so hot, I had to Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears.
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*

by SexyJonesy January 31, 2012