why cockney wanker'comedian' Michael Barrymore wishes he'd gone to jail after that bloke drowned in his swimming pool.
awight! I couldn't 'ardly walk after Dropping the Soap in G wing sharrers (trans: showers), guvnah, leave it aht, do what, you're 'aving a laugh!
by mike read August 13, 2003
by laurenslongstories March 19, 2010
"soaping the dwarves"
to perform a tit-wank whilst said mameries are soaped up. the dwarves refer to the breasts
to perform a tit-wank whilst said mameries are soaped up. the dwarves refer to the breasts
"oh my god, last night she asked me to soap the dwarves. we were going for so long they were red for hours!"
by malkowankers September 03, 2008
Guy 1 : Oh snap i forgot my soap at the soap shop
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?
by Perhaps a pedophile January 30, 2018
hippies or those who have dreadlocks, live on small islands, treeplanters and patchouli oil users that do not shower or continue to be unhygienec
hey tree planter, you have been on hands and knees in the dirt, its day 4, patchouli is fucking gross, stop being a soap dodger and have a shower, for fuck sakes
by strissskjghlisrdhgpaiwustripfi November 30, 2019
when two or more people are washing their hands at one sink, those not at the top of the water use the runoff water from the highest pair of hands.
Dan: dude you're hoggin the whole sink, I'm tryna wash up here too.
Joel: Just use my secondhand soap, bruh.
Joel: Just use my secondhand soap, bruh.
by soupy george July 03, 2010
A soap-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off in the shower to take care of his morning wood using soap-suds for a slick lube.
by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020