big ol' brown ass titties

brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings

Dropping my new biznatch's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!

by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

Titties

Another Word For The Best Damn Things Since Peanut Butter! Namely: Boobies

Let Me Squeeze Those Titties Of Yours.
OR
Wanna See My Titties?

by Mountain Dew :] March 7, 2017

ass titties

used to describe someone so obese that the skin of at the bottom of the butt cheek folds over like the bottom of a breast.

"That fatty should get a butt bra to hold up them ass titties!"

by IraG January 30, 2008

No tittie committee

A group that has flat girls who boys are not attracted to. If your part of the no tittie committee, well, god bless you. You'll need it

Guy 1: hey look at that flat girl over there!
Guy 2:pshh her boobs are sloping inward or some shit that's crazy!
Guy 3: Yea she's definitely part of the no tittie committee!
Guy 2: fuck, she's the president of dat shit!

by Double D1021 August 28, 2014

Titties for days

Huge or ample beautiful tits that seem to go on for days on end.

When she leaned over the desk I caught a glimpse inside her blouse, titties for days I tell you.

by dalizay May 18, 2009

Tittied

Getting extremely hammered

We are getting tittied tonight

by Bombman69 December 7, 2016

Ive Got Bigger Titties to Lick

When someone has more important things to do or someone they are more interested in.

Screw you guys, ive got bigger titties to lick right now!

Shes nice, but ive got bigger titties to lick. Like that chick over there...

by Range Master October 8, 2009