When you delete Tinder because you find someone you really like but it almost instantly falls through with that person and then you have to re-download the app...
by seattlesailorscout December 29, 2017
Get the tinder tangomug. by ShagaaaLot November 16, 2021
Get the Tinder Warriormug. To open a tinder account for the sole purpose of stalking or spying on someone. This can be done for yourself or someone else.
Lope: Hey Dave, can you see if by bf is on tinder? I'm tinder curious, but don't want my bf to think I'm a stalker
Dave: Sure. I don't know what I'm doing but ill download it real quick. Guess I'm tinder curious too
Dave: Sure. I don't know what I'm doing but ill download it real quick. Guess I'm tinder curious too
by 4sottish1 May 13, 2016
Get the Tinder curiousmug. Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
by daltonjfk December 17, 2020
Get the Tinder Advent Calendarmug. An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.
I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.
by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017
Get the Tinder Gogglesmug. "How should we compile this years list of applicants? We have two hundred thousand. Sort by highest GPA first?"
"No, just tinder them. It's slow but it's the most effective. Trust the gut, yknow."
"No, just tinder them. It's slow but it's the most effective. Trust the gut, yknow."
by tesserackt December 20, 2024
Get the Tindermug. by Fragglerock1989 May 14, 2015
Get the Tinder Tartmug.