Discount Timberlake

Justin Bieber

Can you believe that ladies cream their jeans for Discount Timberlake? As if he’s poetry in motion...

by Turdberry October 6, 2018

East Timorese 3 Way

The act in which is father fucks his son who then in turn fucks his sister

My interestingly named friend, his Daddy and sister engaged in an East Timorese 3 way

by Oh_God_No January 3, 2019

Big Timber

When you are equipped with a big ol’, thigh slapping, lap hog and you get sprung! You shout “Big Timber” to notify all those within earshot that you are sporting some mega wood.

Wow, Jose didn’t shout Big Timber and I almost lost an eye…

by Doey Dickle July 6, 2021

Jimber Me Timbers

A phrase similar to " holy cow" or "omg". just with a catchy, gay little jingle to it.

"Jimber me Timbers! your dong is big!"

by Scotty Treez May 8, 2010

Giggle me timbers

A phrase commonly used by gangsters to describe their inner laughter and happiness. Only used by true gamers as well.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Giggle me Timbers"

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Size 16 timberlands

When someone has loud ass footsteps and can be hear from a distance.

Man 1: Aye, how did you not hear him? Dude had size 16 timberlands.
Man 2: My Bro we’ll get him next round.

by JetzKaos February 10, 2022

Timberlakined

To place a picture of Justin Timberlake in a place that is unwanted.

Tom : I'll be right with you I just have to log on to my computer.....Ahh my background is a big gay pic of Justin Timberlake!!!!

John : Dude you just got Timberlakined!

by M Mac October 25, 2011