Table Thief

The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.

‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’

by Wardswords December 20, 2021

Grand Theft Auto

A way of telling someone that you will rob them, violently and painfully.

Hey, old lady! I'm gonna Grand Theft Auto you if you keep moving!

by DrDawg420 October 29, 2022

thief

1. The current occupant of the White House.
2. See also Bush, George W.

George W. Bush stole the election, therefore he is a thief.

by jesster79 February 18, 2006

Status Thief

One who posts someone else's Facebook status as his own.

I was about to like Scott's Facebook status, but then I googled it and found it on NewLikes.com. He's nothing but a status thief.

by Harry W. June 21, 2011

UD Thief

An urbandictionary.com contributor who openly steals the definiton of a word from an existing definition, then posts a new definition of the same word using slightly varied phrasing.

Can also be used to describe a person who mimics and submits a picture on UD by the same means - copying the ideas of others.

Check out the definition for UD Thief. The definition by Microsofty was the original and was deleted. Another one was started. Microsofty also submitted the first picture for that definition, and two fags thought it would be a brilliant idea to do it again, twice.

by Microsofty January 13, 2013

UD Thief

An urbandictionary.com contributor who openly creatively borrows the definiton of a word from an existing definition, then posts a new definition of the same word using slightly varied phrasing.

Can also be used to describe a person who mimics and submits a picture on UD by the same means - copying the ideas of others.

Check out the definition for UD Thief. The definition by Microsofty was the original and was deleted. Another one was started. Microsofty also submitted the first image for that definition, and two fags thought it would be a brilliant idea to do it again, twice.

by Microsofty January 13, 2013

Butt thief

An individual who steals other people's girlfriends and subsequently fucks them in the butt.

hector- Whadayasay cuz ?
Ernesto- What's up butt thief

by Oh wut February 14, 2015