Friend Zone

A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.

Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"

Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."

Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2017

Canal Zone

The line formed by the groove between a woman's breasts.
Aka. Cleavage.

She has a huge canal zone.

by Andrew N H February 22, 2006

zone offense

A strategy employed by a group of males at a crowded bar. Members of the group strategically disperse themselves around the bar to pick up females in their particular vicinity.

I got two phone numbers during our zone offense last night.

by T.I.S.F January 11, 2009

bread zone

the bread zone is when you have put too little of your sandwich filling of choice into your sandwich and therefore entering the bread zone.

me: this sandwich looks awesome! I can't wait to eat it!
friend: I sure hope you don't enter the bread zone!

me, realizing the bite I took was just full of bread: ...oh no
friend: I can't believe you just entered the bread zone, bro..

by spiritwolf98 October 29, 2021

Middle Zoning

The zone between friendzoning and relationship zoning. When someone doesn't really like you but could see where it goes and there is the possibility of liking you. They could maybe like you.

Joe: She's kinda cute but I'm not sure if I like her.
Matt: Just middle zone her bro!!!
Joe: What does that mean?
Matt: Just flirt with her sometimes and see how she reacts when you flirt with her and when you don't!
Joe: So like friendzoning?
Matt: It's like friendzoning and relationship zoning!
Middle Zoning: In the middle of friendzoning and relationship zoning.

by Minan123 September 16, 2018

Fujiwara Zone

The Fujiwara Zone is an effect when you are listining to EUROBEAT and you get 86% faster in anything you're doing.

If you're Black and you're trying to run faster then the racist Cops, you use the Fujiwara Zone to get faster.

by Initial_D_Freak October 31, 2017

Comfort zone

A comfortable spot. Preferably in front of the TV so you can bingewatch Netflix with good food, tea and blankets.

Jackie Burkhart: What did you do today Steven?

Steven: Oh, I just watched Netflix in my comfort zone. You know, the one you decorated for me with the pink pillows and candles.

by Ilovethatshow January 26, 2019