Breeze Wash

The act of using febreeze to "wash" bad smelling clothes that you need to wear immediately. Usually as a result of being too lazy or having forgot to wash them earlier.

ex:1
-Hey man we gotta go now! Else we'll be late for the party!

-Oh I totally forgot! Hold on, lemme breeze wash my jeans real quick.

ex:2
-I have no clean shirts!

-No prob, just breeze wash the one you wore yesterday, no one will notice.

by breezer101 November 17, 2009

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Skank wash

That hasty pre-sex sink wash.

Just let me have a skank wash and I'll meet you in the bedroom.

by Lucothefish November 26, 2009

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jane-washed

when a square, socially awkward woman brain-washes you into thinking saying things like "gee whizz" or "kookoo bananas" are comical cool things to say.

person 1: gee whiz! that crazy little tike is kookoo bananas!

person 2: this bitch is so jane-washed

person 3: haha, i know huh! lets throw things at her later

by stagmire(: June 15, 2010

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Wiener Wash

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.

*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!

by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010

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Ninja wash

The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.

Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.

by Daanyal June 6, 2010

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