Tool

Slang for a firearm

He was talking crazy so i took my tool out and shot him.

by TrenWarr March 31, 2022

Tool

A person who doesn't return phone calls, emails or texts for no reason other than there narcissistic, self-absorbed hillbilly ass would rather sit on their thumb and twist.

Steve- Hey, I tried calling you last nite, everything ok?

Gina- OMG, i lost my phone, i was sleeping, BLAH BLAH BLAH

Steve- Tool

by VW2008 February 15, 2010

Tool

If post nut clarity were a band

"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, how may I be of service?"

"I listened to every tool song last night, I now understand space, and I finally understand that we are essentially, one mind, experiencing itself through personal experiences."

"Sir, is a McDonalds"

by I'm12yearsoldlol December 5, 2021

Tool

A person who is dumb and is good for nothing other than being used for something, such as money or sex. This can also describe someone who is useless except when being used by others.

"I think a lot of the jocks are tools. They are good for nothing except for their bodies and money."
"He is such a sucker and a tool."

by rainprincess64 October 30, 2011

Tool

A guy who wears sleeveless shirts, and lets his tits hang out on the sides. He wears Everlast shorts and is proud of his road rash. A true Somervillian douchebag.

Paul a.k.a Tool - “Coco... go get the ball dummy!!!”

by CMSTAFF June 16, 2018

tool

Someone without an original thought or feeling of their own. They just kiss up to people in power.

That tool for the Washington Post just wrote another hit piece on Bernie Sanders.

by spiraldaddy May 11, 2016

Tooling

Ice/meth induced behavior that makes seemingly mundane tasks seem so exciting that you focus on it for hours aka "stuck"

That shit must have been fire, cuz John has been tooling hard and removed every electrical outlet in the house looking for listening devices that "the man" is using to spy on him.

by Lilliandelight June 30, 2019