Meredith Squared is the name of a cult consisting of only two women named Meredith. The reason for the cult being so small is because of the requirement to have an overwhelming obsession with what some people might describe as "disgusting bodily functions." In other words, feces, and other things of that nature. Other practices of this cult include being very promiscuous in their personal lives, and comparing breast firmness with other women. While these two women think that they run the town, they are actually the laughing stock of the world, and most people hate these self-proclaimed "douche bitches." To make matters worse for this dynamic duo, one of the Merediths is a ginger, while the other one is just a tall awkward freak. You would recognize Meredith Squared on the street if you saw them. Just look for two sexy girls (one a ginger) that look like twins, even though they have a staggering height difference. If you are ever to encounter Meredith Squared, please, for the love of God, run the other way. Do NOT look into their eyes or else you will not be able to resist their trap of seduction. Other things you should know about Meredith Squared is that they are always pretending to be famous celebrities even though they look nothing like them, they love LOLcats, and that they love to seduce people on chatroulette. The tall one has a ghetto booty, and the ginger has very nice breasts. They are both white females.
Guy1: "damn, those chicks are sexy as hell! look at dat ass!"
Guy2: "SHIT DAWG, i think that's Meredith Squared!"
Guy1: "who?"
Guy2: "these kinky bitches that are obsessed with shit! ....they are weird dawg...stay away. seriously"
Guy1: "i dont know what you are talkin about.......im goin over to tap that"
Guy2: "smh"
Meredith Squared: "oh hey there, do you want to be our teddy bear??"
Guy1: "huh?"
Guy2: "SHIT DAWG, i think that's Meredith Squared!"
Guy1: "who?"
Guy2: "these kinky bitches that are obsessed with shit! ....they are weird dawg...stay away. seriously"
Guy1: "i dont know what you are talkin about.......im goin over to tap that"
Guy2: "smh"
Meredith Squared: "oh hey there, do you want to be our teddy bear??"
Guy1: "huh?"
by poopinthesackable July 29, 2011
Get the Meredith Squaredmug. Not being able to pick up chicks.
by JoshuaToad April 17, 2010
Get the Square Wheelsmug. The parking space at the end of a fast food restaurant drive-thru that an employee sends you to after you order so much food that they can't serve it to you without holding up the line of cars behind you.
As a verb it is the act of getting sent to the Fatty Square.
As a verb it is the act of getting sent to the Fatty Square.
As a noun
Friend 1: I got sent to the fatty square after my colossal order brought the drive-thru to a screeching halt.
Friend 2: You are fat and have an eating disorder
As a verb
Patron: Can I have 3 hard tacos, 1 with no lettuce; 5 soft tacos, two supreme; three chalupas, two baja style, one supreme; 3 pintos & cheese, no red sauce on one of them; one taco salad; and 4 gorditas?
Cashier: That will be $29
Patron: Here you go.
Cashier: Please pull ahead and we will bring it out to you.
Patron: Oh no! I 've been fatty squared!
Friend 1: I got sent to the fatty square after my colossal order brought the drive-thru to a screeching halt.
Friend 2: You are fat and have an eating disorder
As a verb
Patron: Can I have 3 hard tacos, 1 with no lettuce; 5 soft tacos, two supreme; three chalupas, two baja style, one supreme; 3 pintos & cheese, no red sauce on one of them; one taco salad; and 4 gorditas?
Cashier: That will be $29
Patron: Here you go.
Cashier: Please pull ahead and we will bring it out to you.
Patron: Oh no! I 've been fatty squared!
by mildmanneredclarkkent July 17, 2009
Get the Fatty Squaremug. by johnny boi September 25, 2005
Get the square upmug. nothing happened here
by NameWasTakenSo_IChoseThisOne May 13, 2022
Get the Tiananmen Squaremug. An individual that spends more time at their town's square than they do at their own home or at places of greater entertainment value. Often, a square rat will shout insults or jabs at passers by to reinforce their own self esteem. A square rat is not a good person.
Person A: "Man, the other the day, that kid who hangs out at the square all day started calling me a fag!"
Person B: "Yeah, he's just a square rat. Don't worry about him"
Person B: "Yeah, he's just a square rat. Don't worry about him"
by Evergreen Tiger December 1, 2011
Get the Square Ratmug. a slang term/nickname for wawa, which is the greatest convenience store to exist. they offer the most amazing hoagies, coffee, milkshakes, wraps, stuffed pretzels, iced coffee, smoothies, iced tea, peach rings, lemonade, ice cream ect. It's located only in pennsylvania, new jersey, delaware, maryland, and virginia. Basically, if you don't live in one of the above states your missing out BIG time.
by jerseygirl<33 July 28, 2009
Get the wa squaredmug.