To have friend with benefits come over under the pretense of buying a taxidermy skull, but servicing a need or desire instead.
by Cunninglinguist22 December 26, 2021

While receiving a blow job, the receiver of said pleasure open hand slaps the side of the givers head with the ferocity of JJ Watt performing a swim move while pursuing the quarterback.
"I gave the old lady such a Skull Rattler last night that she may need to enter the NFL's concussion protocol."
by paulyballgame May 5, 2017

A bird who blags there a man when they blatantly have a vaj . Often where men clothing such a as boxers , 110s monterix north face combats and ballys. Also participate in lad behaviour such as fighting football and rolling Js
by Tuebrook Words September 2, 2023

another name for headache, usually when a woman is going through her pms stage, or when you are hung over
by queenofwizards February 4, 2010

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

The act of popping someones eye with a sharp object, such as scissors then inserting your penis into the bloody socket, pulling out, and re-inserting. (sex)
as in something you wouldnt do to your grandmother
as in something you wouldnt do to your grandmother
"Well turns out she really didn't like the sight of me skull fucking her. Luckily next time she can't watch."
by Kextchup October 11, 2008

its good to talk honey so if the painters are in, i need a bit of sexual skull fuck so on ur hands and knees.
by mullet007 May 13, 2006
